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Strike now!
Box of Mysteries Co takes no responsibility for any of the following events after use of Box of Mysteris:Â
- Head explosions - Mental instability - Broken friendships - Choking - Slurred speech - Your lover walking out on you - Snapping and becoming a lalafell serial killer. Box may contain small pieces, keep out of reach of babies, toddlers and lalafell.Â
