
Seldi: "..." <Drugs me and drags me off to Vegas>
Me: <Wakes up married> "Uh..."
Seldi: "Deal with it."
Me: "...Okay. You know I don't have life insurance, right?"
Seldi: "Yes."
Me: "Then why?"
Seldi: <shrugs> "I was bored."
Me: "...Are you going to try to kill me if I go to get divorce paperwork?"
Seldi: "Yes, but only halfheartedly. If you can get the paperwork going without me catching you, then I'll let you live."
Me: "That's kind of sick, Sel."
Seldi: "I know. You love it. And if you don't, well, you deserve it for all the crap you've made me deal with."
Me: "...Fair enough."
Me: <Wakes up married> "Uh..."
Seldi: "Deal with it."
Me: "...Okay. You know I don't have life insurance, right?"
Seldi: "Yes."
Me: "Then why?"
Seldi: <shrugs> "I was bored."
Me: "...Are you going to try to kill me if I go to get divorce paperwork?"
Seldi: "Yes, but only halfheartedly. If you can get the paperwork going without me catching you, then I'll let you live."
Me: "That's kind of sick, Sel."
Seldi: "I know. You love it. And if you don't, well, you deserve it for all the crap you've made me deal with."
Me: "...Fair enough."