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Just Level It - Siben - 07-08-2010
I can't believe I even remembered this. Satrina showed this to me friggin' YEARS ago on Cobra Kai's or Blue Gartr's forum or some shit...FF11 Parody of Just Lose It by Eminem..
Excimnem - Just Level It
Lyrics:
Hey you guys
hey whats up
HEEEEY
HI!
OKAY!
Guess whos back
back again
Excims back
Tell someone...please
Now all the taru's report to the dance floor
to the dance floor
to the dance floor
Now all the taru's report to the dance floor
to the dance floor
to the dance floor
and STOP!
Excim time!
come here little taru, On my lap!
Guess whos back from taking a nap
And i dont me nap as on a pillow case made from saruta cotton in
clothcrafting
(AH EH AH AH OOH)
No worries
excims got a brand new weaponskill
Now where can i go to find something to kill
Ive done killed everything but little noobs
Now thats not a stab at kobon
thats just a metaphor
im just jokin
my sub goes a lil under leveled sometimes,
and i get a little out of control with my spawn times.
Good god Thief Grab a lil aggro
Go head hit your flee and just go
up to the middle of a party
like TP for my weaponskill,
act like you didnt know
Nobodys gonna know
who'd tell?
give a little CHOO CHOO
its ok!
Whoops somebody called a GM and your off to prison!
Now im gonna make you level
go and level
yeah mithra shake that ass
ooops your a guy, guy guy guy
Dude you know thats not right...
Allright now chasym
Chasym
Chasym
Chasym
Chasym
Its Darksday and its my day
just to party all the way to lightsday
maybe till firesday, i dont know what day
Every shop has its holiday
Cruisin through la theine
feelin kinda lazy
Let my hair flow on my chocobo
I dont know where im goin
all i know is when i get there
im gonna use cover on some body
Excuse me miss, i dont mean to sound like a Noob
But could you loan me a little bit of gil to use
COuld you buy me a new weapon and maybe armor
broadsword, Maybe a haubergeon (no)
Now whats your level noob
Whats your play time?
(Man that info is no business but mine)
KOBON! (HA!)
Noob Goggles, Blind!
Im just trying to pass time
Now im gonna make you level
go and level
yeah mithra shake that ass
ooops your a guy, guy guy guy
Dude you know thats not right...
Allright now chasym
(mulianaa)
Chasym
(Mulan!)
Chasym
(Abbobobowa!)
Kobon
(surprise!!! Must be heard in the song to do it justice)
(message from excim)
Anyways....CHASYM!
Now its watersday and im locked up
Im in Gm jail and i dont know what happened
They said i was running butt naked
through valkurm dunes screaming
(LEVEL YOUR SUB)
Well im sorry, i dont remember
All i know is this much
I quit drinking
they said save it excim, we got you on tape
yelling at a little taru to raise somebody
Now this is the part where excim falls down
The music kicks in with that gong sound
Everyones lookin for a raise right now
Doesnt matter ill homepoint anyhow
Snap back to the living,
its the atmaweapons
You signed me up for dynamis?
Im a grown palasin
CHubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I dont have anything to go right here so, Atmaweapons
Mithras (meow) Mithras (meow)
We know your all guys your not foolin us (what?)
Black mithras
White humes,
Skinny elvaans
Fat galkas
little tarus
Strange faces
im calling all races!
Everyone report to the dance floor
Its your chance for paladin Covor
Gil squeezin its the reason just go
(ATMA WEAPONS RULE)
at least im not teasin
Now im gonna make you level
go and level
yeah mithra shake that ass
ooops your a guy, guy guy guy
Dude you know thats not right...
Allright now chasym
Chasym
(Bubby law!)
Chasym
(DAli lama!)
Chasym
(Suck my balls)
Chasym
(@#%^ you!)
I saw...you...yeah...touch my armor
MM yeah touch my armor
Provoke my armor
Re: Just Level It - Satrina - 07-08-2010
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Utterly amazing Simurgh video. :flower:
Re: Just Level It - ArmachiA - 07-10-2010
Excim is actually in the Noizy Tribe guild you were in Siben, before you quit FFXI. That song was done by an old guild mate in NT making fun of him.
Excim is also coming to XIV ;o He's a cool guy, been friends for years.
Re: Just Level It - Trizzip - 07-10-2010
Yar....I remember that fella'. Good guy
Re: Just Level It - Siben - 07-10-2010
ArmachiA Wrote:Excim is actually in the Noizy Tribe guild you were in Siben, before you quit FFXI. That song was done by an old guild mate in NT making fun of him.
Excim is also coming to XIV ;o He's a cool guy, been friends for years.
GET. OUT.
Re: Just Level It - Satrina - 07-10-2010
Siben Wrote:ArmachiA Wrote:Excim is actually in the Noizy Tribe guild you were in Siben, before you quit FFXI. That song was done by an old guild mate in NT making fun of him.
Excim is also coming to XIV ;o He's a cool guy, been friends for years.
GET. OUT.
Awesome, we're recruiting him.
Re: Just Level It - ArmachiA - 07-10-2010
Crimson Blades is indeed recruiting him, he is also a pretty avid roleplayer
Re: Just Level It - Eva - 07-10-2010
Awesome! Never laughed so hard at some of their stuff back in the day!
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:approve:
Re: Just Level It - ArmachiA - 07-10-2010
okay there was once this really finny FFXI that was done all in flash (Before the days of Youtube...) about this elf and this Galka and they're wacky adventures (One they were going to king soopers, another they were baking cookies) does anyone remember this and know where I can find it? It was hilarious.
You know what you use to bake?
Lightening Crystals!
No... an oven...
.... Fire Crystals!
Re: Just Level It - Satrina - 07-10-2010
ArmachiA Wrote:okay there was once this really finny FFXI that was done all in flash (Before the days of Youtube...) about this elf and this Galka and they're wacky adventures (One they were going to king soopers, another they were baking cookies) does anyone remember this and know where I can find it? It was hilarious.
You know what you use to bake?
Lightening Crystals!
No... an oven...
.... Fire Crystals!
You mean.....*Flash of Light*
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?
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Re: Just Level It - ArmachiA - 07-10-2010
^ YEEESSSSSS. *Dies Happy*
Re: Just Level It - Trizzip - 07-10-2010
Yea, I'm a huge fan of the 'End of the World' guys. I had wished they would do more FFXI episodes. That stuff was gold.
Re: Just Level It - Rikitiki - 07-10-2010
Satrina Wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK5pVFqCtzs
Utterly amazing Simurgh video. :flower:
Typical. All of that for a wind crystal.