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Character News Headlines - A'mahri - 03-22-2016
While I was doing a bit of writing to brush up A'mahri's character wiki, I somehow managed to start creating news headlines for pretty much all of my characters..and..I pretty much spent a few minutes laughing because of it.
So! If your character made it in the news or newspaper, what would their headline be?
It can be related to current events in RP, or summed up about the lifestyle of your character in general.
I'll start it off with A'mahri as an example.
A'mahri:
Self-Proclaimed Master Craftsman Glues Hand to Plank of Wood
Local Miqo'te Breaks Record for Most Hours Sitting in One Place
I'm curious to see what you guys come up with!
RE: Character News Headlines - GhostlyMaiden - 03-22-2016
This sounds really fun!
Nanagi:
Aether Researcher gets trapped under mountain of books after tripping over one of the books on the floor.
Lalafell suffocated after busty miqo'te in a red coat hugged her too tightly for too long.
Kanako:
Fiery redhead found hanging upside-down from a tree after throwing a glass of ale.
RE: Character News Headlines - Warren Castille - 03-22-2016
Terrorist Uprising Halted After Leader Captured In Central Thanalan
Gotta love Ul'dah press.
RE: Character News Headlines - JudicialHunter - 03-22-2016
Oh boy.
Rihxo
Busty Miqo'te Charged With Involuntary Manslaughter After Suffocating Lalafell With A Hug
Adelaide
Woman With Glowing Eyes Terrorizes Botanists, Is Kicked Out Of Guild Area Again
Arata
Local Bookworm Causes Small-Scale Explosion With Alchemy Gone Wrong
RE: Character News Headlines - Chompie - 03-23-2016
Vigilante Apprehends Culprits of Museum Heist, Artifacts Still Missing
Or perhaps if it's a very, very slow news day-
Serial Personal-Space Invader Strikes Again
Those wacky gosh darn newspapers!
RE: Character News Headlines - Aden Dellebecque - 03-23-2016
These are some Onion headlines here.
Young man helps old lady cross street, immediately adopted by entire neighborhood.
Followed a few days later by...
Entire neighborhood scolds communal son.
RE: Character News Headlines - Kellach Woods - 03-23-2016
I do have a couple:
Kellach:
Adventurer accuses Sharlayan of Void Worshipping
Masked man repels bandit attack on trade caravan: "Not news, this is actually my job."
Strange man found frostbitten naked in Coerthas: "I didn't think it was that cold."
Sylvie:
Duskwight woman to be executed over murders of 10 Wood Wailers
Sanctum of the Twelve under investigation for harboring families of poachers
Sasati:
Pacification of the North Shroud leaves Padjals confused
Amal'jaa tribe routed, crystals recovered by mysterious benefactor
Twelve's Tutelage - School for Eorzean orphans opens doors
RE: Character News Headlines - Maril - 03-24-2016
L'nessa:Â
"Miqo'te accidentally triggers rockslide, gets group stuck in cave"Â
"New science: Giving treats to adults after treatment. "Works great!" - Miqo'te Conjurer"
Toukta:Â
"Immigrant finds new life with Goblet Company, feel better with yourself after reading this weeks Social Feelgood."Â
Nailah:Â
"Corpse seen falling out of window into gorge from Goblet Company house, owner denies all allegations"
RE: Character News Headlines - Coatleque - 03-24-2016
Fertilizer spill closes road to Buscarron's for a day. Porter denies being intoxicated at the reigns. Forced to shovel same shite twice.
RE: Character News Headlines - Melkire - 03-24-2016
Sons of Saint Coinach Report Unusual Sighting of Large Unidentified Black Dome near the Crystal Tower. Transluscent Dome Vanished Soon After. No Aetheric Signatures were Registered, Local Practitioners Baffled.
Kraken Attacks Continue to Ravage Seafaring Vessels. Maelstrom-sanctioned Ships Unaffected, Targets By and Large are Garlean in Origin. Survivors Claim "Giant Flying Octopus Carried Off Shipments" Intended for Regional Castra.
RE: Character News Headlines - cuideag - 03-24-2016
Belligerent (and Intoxicated) Highlander Caught Throwing Rotten Eggs at Little Ala Mhigans, Claims "It's for Their Own Good"
RE: Character News Headlines - Edda - 03-25-2016
Local Father Baffled By Daughter's Incredible Ability To Fuck Up Every Time [sup](always a classic)[/sup]
Over-Worked and Over-Payed Butler Wishes Employer Would Just Shut Up For One God Damn Second And Let Him Clean The Fireplace
Long-Lost Nymian Artifact Finally Found, Buried Within Area Woman's Cleavage
RE: Character News Headlines - Coda - 03-25-2016
Goblet residents baffled at crudely drawn burglar's calling cards left in homes after a string of robberies. "I think its a drawing of a raccoon. And a poo."Â
RE: Character News Headlines - Khunbish Avagnar - 03-26-2016
Vael'a:
Local Magitek Consultant seen chasing after Walker after New Immortal Flames attempted to take it for a joyride.
In other news the fires at Scorpion's Crossing are finally under control
Aiswynd:
Do the dead really come back to life or is this a case of mistaken identity?
RE: Character News Headlines - Ramen - 03-26-2016
Local Doctor arrested for felony dad jokes.
Raen wanted for questioning regarding theft of two tigers and a lamp post.