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RE: Your character asks you to marry them! - Aaron - 07-27-2015
Aaron - "Yo this "50 Shades movie" is weird, what'd be your reaction if I asked you to marry me?"
Me - "That I'm sure you're attractive and all that stuff under the generic expressions you make but, im not gay and last I checked neither were you."
Aaron - "Fair point." *goes back to watching the movie*
Me - "Cut that shit off! You'll poison your mind being too curious about these movies!"
Now if it were Aaron's SISTER!?!? I'd be all over that beautiful pale skinned beauty without a second thought.
Aleria - "Aaron let's get married!"
Me not two seconds later - "Can I kiss the bride yet!?!?!?"
RE: Your character asks you to marry them! - Sigil.9054 - 07-27-2015
Seldi: "..." <Drugs me and drags me off to Vegas>
Me: <Wakes up married> "Uh..."
Seldi: "Deal with it."
Me: "...Okay. You know I don't have life insurance, right?"
Seldi: "Yes."
Me: "Then why?"
Seldi: <shrugs> "I was bored."
Me: "...Are you going to try to kill me if I go to get divorce paperwork?"
Seldi: "Yes, but only halfheartedly. If you can get the paperwork going without me catching you, then I'll let you live."
Me: "That's kind of sick, Sel."
Seldi: "I know. You love it. And if you don't, well, you deserve it for all the crap you've made me deal with."
Me: "...Fair enough."
RE: Your character asks you to marry them! - McBeefâ„¢ - 07-27-2015
Nope nope nope.
Not in a million years, nope.
Put away that hand grenade, I'm still not doing it.
RE: Your character asks you to marry them! - Edgar - 07-27-2015
E-Edgar...Â
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RE: Your character asks you to marry them! - A'kos Saiyal - 08-01-2015
A'kos: "Sooo, wanna get married?"
Me: "We're straight dude. Lost a bet huh?"
A'kos: "Yeaaaah...."
Me: "Now if that retainer is single..."
A'kos: "Wait what?"
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Argent Sun: "mutter muttermuttermutter."
Me: "huh? Didn't catch that."
Argent: "I said...muttermuttermutter mutter."
Me: "Hell yes."
Argent: "..."
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Rakesha: "Yo, we're getting hitched, in three hours, lets go."
Me: "...seriously?" after shock wares off, "Can we have a honeymoon first?"
Rakesha: "....fuck yeah."