A conversation popped up in the chat about the ramifications of stabbing people in the throat. A joke was made about someone surviving and the reason being that the group of assassins replaced this rookie's knife with a rubber chicken and/or corncob, "The classic rookie gag."
Related to these gags was replacing someone's throwing star with stale bagels. Ha! You thought you would silently kill someone from a distance but all you did was hit them with old bread! Maybe a seagull will attack!
These sorts of jokes were commonplace among henchmen. That is, until things went horribly wrong.
Joe the Ninja was trained incorrectly on purpose, and he is extremely, extremely skilled at doing things the wrong way. They say his deeds are as myriad as there are stars in the sky. What other things has Joe done?
(This thread is just for fun, meant to be one of those things people add ridiculous stories to and laugh at. I'm not meaning to ape the tired Chuck Norris meme but I realize after writing this up that's basically what it is. OH WELL. CONTINUE THE LEGEND OF JOE: THE NINJA.)
Related to these gags was replacing someone's throwing star with stale bagels. Ha! You thought you would silently kill someone from a distance but all you did was hit them with old bread! Maybe a seagull will attack!
These sorts of jokes were commonplace among henchmen. That is, until things went horribly wrong.
As one man reports it: Wrote:"So, uh... We sent Joe out with the stale bagel gag? And uh... He did it. He killed the entire family. With one bagel."
"Joe scares me."
Joe the Ninja was trained incorrectly on purpose, and he is extremely, extremely skilled at doing things the wrong way. They say his deeds are as myriad as there are stars in the sky. What other things has Joe done?
(This thread is just for fun, meant to be one of those things people add ridiculous stories to and laugh at. I'm not meaning to ape the tired Chuck Norris meme but I realize after writing this up that's basically what it is. OH WELL. CONTINUE THE LEGEND OF JOE: THE NINJA.)
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