LONGNECKED CROOKS DO BATTLE WITH MASKED EXHBITIONIST IN STREETS OF UL'DAH (AND OTHER STREETS TOO)
by G.A. Beanscuff
There is but one question that rings through the hearts of the inhabitants of most Eorzean city-states. Are our streets safe? Are we safe?
The answer may shock you.
Last night, a select few residents of Ul'Dah reported witnessing what appeared to be a street brawl between a strange man described as a "sex weirdo" dressed in ill-fitting partywear and a novelty mask, and a "longneck mugger" armed with a pistol, transpired near the Chamber of Rule. Apparently, the assailant had "shot a guy in the [expletive] face" according to eyewitnesses. This continued until the assailant rendezvoused with his comrades and the three reportedly teleported out with the alleged sex weirdo in tow.
Strangely, around the same time there were similar reports of strife between sex weirdos and criminal elezen elsewhere, namely Limsa Lominsa, but these are yet to be confirmed.
by G.A. Beanscuff
There is but one question that rings through the hearts of the inhabitants of most Eorzean city-states. Are our streets safe? Are we safe?
The answer may shock you.
Last night, a select few residents of Ul'Dah reported witnessing what appeared to be a street brawl between a strange man described as a "sex weirdo" dressed in ill-fitting partywear and a novelty mask, and a "longneck mugger" armed with a pistol, transpired near the Chamber of Rule. Apparently, the assailant had "shot a guy in the [expletive] face" according to eyewitnesses. This continued until the assailant rendezvoused with his comrades and the three reportedly teleported out with the alleged sex weirdo in tow.
Strangely, around the same time there were similar reports of strife between sex weirdos and criminal elezen elsewhere, namely Limsa Lominsa, but these are yet to be confirmed.
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