"Weren't always about 'happily ever after' y'know. Ever heard that story 'bout the princess and the ball? She had a bunch'a suitors chasin' after her, and she met her handsome prince at a fancy dinner jus' at the las' minute. Happily ever after, they say. True story, they say. Well bits of it're true, but it ain't the happy endin' y'all've heard. Girl got it in her fool head to dash off to the unknown, takin' as much cash as she could to slip away. Them suitors weren't jus' blind snobby princes, either. I'll spare th' politics of it all, but the long an' short of it is that if she weren't tryin' to woo the Traders, she ain't never had no happy endin' of any sort."
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