(I think if this topic has taught us anything, it's that we're horrifically racist to boxes.)
Now that the issue of blame had been resolved, Newton joins the rapidly building crowd around this box of mysteries. Except one mystery has now been solved, there was a bag in there the entire time.
... Well wasn't that a resolution for the ages.
'I can only say it would be morally reprehensible if someone were to open this bag. It's bad enough we took it out of the box, shouldn't we have some respect for the belongings of other people?'
Newton's stern, judgemental and reproachful gaze vanishes almost instantly as she (edits for idiocy) puts her hand in the exposed crack in the box, trying to get a feel of whatever's in there. Wow, that's a loaded sentence. Eos is now the judgemental one, because it was her that was interested in the first place! She flies back onto her Scholar's shoulder to see what's inside.
Now that the issue of blame had been resolved, Newton joins the rapidly building crowd around this box of mysteries. Except one mystery has now been solved, there was a bag in there the entire time.
... Well wasn't that a resolution for the ages.
'I can only say it would be morally reprehensible if someone were to open this bag. It's bad enough we took it out of the box, shouldn't we have some respect for the belongings of other people?'
Newton's stern, judgemental and reproachful gaze vanishes almost instantly as she (edits for idiocy) puts her hand in the exposed crack in the box, trying to get a feel of whatever's in there. Wow, that's a loaded sentence. Eos is now the judgemental one, because it was her that was interested in the first place! She flies back onto her Scholar's shoulder to see what's inside.
