Upon walking into The Drowning Wench on a stormy night where the fisherman are in and the sailors have naught else to do, a traveler might be privy to one of Eorzea's most famous pirate shanties.
The Bawdy Twelve
Thaliak the Scholar
Reads a lot of books
Though he likes stick his staff
Into cozy little nooks
Nymeia the Spinner
Spins a weave so fair
Men have lived and died
Just to touch her pubic hair
Llymlaen, Navigatrix
Mistress of the seas
Always takes a little look
When any sailor pees!
Oschon the Wander
He's sewn his seeds so far
That any child he sees
He just says, "Yes, you are."
Bryergot the Builder
Built the world's tallest house
So that he looks outside
He can see down every blouse!
Rhalgr's the Destroyer
So when he comes to town
He never aims for what is nice
He aims for what is brown!
Halone is the Fury
With a heart as cold as ice
No she'll never leave her lover
Unless she's done come twice
Azeyma the Warden
Looks on her Miqo clans
It's true she's got peculiar tastes
"What's wrong with just one man?"
Nald-thal the Trader
Made a wise and crafty deal
"Listen my friend you cannot keep,
but for a gil I'll let you feel!"
Nophica the Matron
The eternal farmer's daughter
Knows just where is the softest hay
And she'll run slow until you've caught 'er
Althyk the Keeper
Always keeps track of time
And though he is an older man
Some parts still work just fine!
Menphina...
MENPHINA!
The Bawdy Twelve
Thaliak the Scholar
Reads a lot of books
Though he likes stick his staff
Into cozy little nooks
Nymeia the Spinner
Spins a weave so fair
Men have lived and died
Just to touch her pubic hair
Llymlaen, Navigatrix
Mistress of the seas
Always takes a little look
When any sailor pees!
Oschon the Wander
He's sewn his seeds so far
That any child he sees
He just says, "Yes, you are."
Bryergot the Builder
Built the world's tallest house
So that he looks outside
He can see down every blouse!
Rhalgr's the Destroyer
So when he comes to town
He never aims for what is nice
He aims for what is brown!
Halone is the Fury
With a heart as cold as ice
No she'll never leave her lover
Unless she's done come twice
Azeyma the Warden
Looks on her Miqo clans
It's true she's got peculiar tastes
"What's wrong with just one man?"
Nald-thal the Trader
Made a wise and crafty deal
"Listen my friend you cannot keep,
but for a gil I'll let you feel!"
Nophica the Matron
The eternal farmer's daughter
Knows just where is the softest hay
And she'll run slow until you've caught 'er
Althyk the Keeper
Always keeps track of time
And though he is an older man
Some parts still work just fine!
Menphina...
MENPHINA!
