Val had nearly fallen asleep during the Harbingers' weekly company meeting, but he wasn't so out of it that he didn't hear the need for people to submit drink recipes for their menu. He watched as everyone filed out, the cogs in his head already turning in order to create his masterful list of alcoholic beverages. The night also ended like many nights before, with Val following Faye to her office and dealing with the various business of the members for however long it would take. When they finished, Val insisted that he stay to finish work of his own.Â
He crept into his room and sat down at his desk, looking at the pieces of blank parchment in front of him along with the inkwell and quill as if they were surgeon's tools.Â
"Y'got this Val," he thought to himself, "Just a bit'f writin'. Ain' nothin' hard 'bout it."
After what must have been a good hour of psyching himself up, Val removed the quill from the inkwell and began to write. A few more hours and a good basket full of crumpled up papers later, Val silently crept to the company board and posted his masterpiece. It read as follows:
He crept into his room and sat down at his desk, looking at the pieces of blank parchment in front of him along with the inkwell and quill as if they were surgeon's tools.Â
"Y'got this Val," he thought to himself, "Just a bit'f writin'. Ain' nothin' hard 'bout it."
After what must have been a good hour of psyching himself up, Val removed the quill from the inkwell and began to write. A few more hours and a good basket full of crumpled up papers later, Val silently crept to the company board and posted his masterpiece. It read as follows:
Uhnahneemuz Drenk Lizt
- vahdkuh - it haz vahdkuh in et n et iz gud if u wont 2 get drank fezt
- wyn - i luv wyn cuz it iz faevurfel n haz gud test n mm soh gud
- ber - plen n test lyk piz but sum pepel lyk et
- wizki - et iz gud 2 drenk wen faye iz med at u n u fel bed n wont 2 furgit n ur soree n u hev no ples 2 goh u r sed
- likor - wut i wont 2 do itz o k i gez i her wizki iz sem bot i don no i c pepel esk 5 likor n dohn git wizki
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