=> NATHAN, VERBOSE
Maximum Verbosity. And if you'd been paying attention, mate, you'd have noticed that this command isn't actually recognized by the parser, but I put this little gem of a response in to make you feel like you were in control of this game. I mean, who do you think you are, a speech writer? What kind of mentally mucked-up monkey actually goes around saying things like "Go North" and "Open Mailbox" and "Kill Troll With Sword"? We don't even have trolls in this game and if we did...
[THREE SCREENS OF TEXT LATER]
... we'd be luckier with the Roegadyn if you'd stop worrying about finding a grue in every dark place? Now, where in the seven hells were we?
=> INVITE BARMAID TO TABLE
Well, it's about bloody time somebody read the manual!
You kick up your feet and cross your ankles as the incredibly tall and shapely Roegadyn barmaid comes by, and direct a lurid and probably overbearing comment towards her: "Get me something with a full body and a robust bouquet, love, and if a little extra chat with you is on the menu, I promise you the tip will be more than worth your time."
Maximum Verbosity. And if you'd been paying attention, mate, you'd have noticed that this command isn't actually recognized by the parser, but I put this little gem of a response in to make you feel like you were in control of this game. I mean, who do you think you are, a speech writer? What kind of mentally mucked-up monkey actually goes around saying things like "Go North" and "Open Mailbox" and "Kill Troll With Sword"? We don't even have trolls in this game and if we did...
[THREE SCREENS OF TEXT LATER]
... we'd be luckier with the Roegadyn if you'd stop worrying about finding a grue in every dark place? Now, where in the seven hells were we?
=> INVITE BARMAID TO TABLE
Well, it's about bloody time somebody read the manual!
You kick up your feet and cross your ankles as the incredibly tall and shapely Roegadyn barmaid comes by, and direct a lurid and probably overbearing comment towards her: "Get me something with a full body and a robust bouquet, love, and if a little extra chat with you is on the menu, I promise you the tip will be more than worth your time."
"But in the laugh there was another voice. A clearer laugh, an ironic laugh. A laugh which laughs because it chooses not to weep."