Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! A "Merchant, Marine" Synopsis
Osric
-Guilty of Already Being Guilty
-Guilty of Circumstances Beyond His Control
-Guilty of Eating Ledgers
Tengri
-Guilty of Slow-Motion L'Oreal Hair-Flip
-Guilty of Breaking Travel Rules Concerning Communication
-Guilty of Fruitless Efforts of the First Degree
Leanne
-Guilty of Sedition
-Guilty of Justifying Said Sedition
-Guilty of Guilting Others for Not Approving of Said Sedition
S'imba
-Guilty of Taking A Bath
-Guilty of Operating on Impulse
-Guilty Because Hydaelyn Said So
Yheli
-Guilty of W.M.D. Development
-Guilty of Fruitless Efforts of the Second Degree
-Guilty of Ignorance Concerning Naval Procedures and Protocols
Gallien
-Guilty of Abetting Sedition
-Guilty of Grand Theft Crystal
-Guilty of Making the Crew of the Immersabilis Feel Inadequate
Liadan
-Guilty of Caring Too Much
-Guilty of Racial Tolerance
-Guilty of Respecting Haelstyrmm
Tiergan
-Guilty of Caring Too Much
-Guilty of Chivalrous Tendency to Protect Damsels In Distress
-Guilty of Breaking Familial Prohibition on Sweets
Lurial
-Guilty of Showing Interest But Not Following Through
-Guilty of Extended Absence from The Storyline
-Guilty of Rightfully Suspecting Gallien Vyese
Orrin
-Guilty of Minimal Involvement
-Guilty of Posing as a Sadist
-Guilty of Attempting to Sneak a Vacation at Costa Del Sol
Aya
-Guilty of Believing The Best of Everyone
-Guilty of Violently Pole Dancing By Way of Garlean "Volunteers"
-Guilty of Missing Too Many Shifts at the Quicksand
Virara
-Guilty of Being Everyone's Friend
-Guilty of Assaulting Potion Sellers
-Probably Guilty of a Flying Drop Kick
Zanzan
-Guilty of Making A Lot of Sisters Cry
-Guilty of Actually Attending A Training Course
-Guilty of Catamaran Shenanigans
Qara
-Guilty of Crimes Against Paint
-Guilty of Loving a Vegetable
-Guilty of Catamaran Shenanigans
Chahka
-Guilty of Tsundere Tendencies
-Guilty of Vegetable Hatred
-Guilty of Murderous Murderlizard Murder
Aigiarn
-Guilty of Fantasy Prone Personality
-Guilty of Enabling Ding-Dong-Ditch on Gloam's Doorstep
-Guilty of Extensive Knowledge of Borealis-Class Stealth Assault Bombers
Hihisa
-Guilty of Panicking
-Guilty of Playing with Daddy's Toys
-Guilty of Getting Daddy in Trouble with Daddy's Friends
Anstarra
-Guilty of Showing Up Late to the Storyline
-Guilty of Flirtatious Displays Unbecoming An Officer
-Guilty of Murderous Murdercatte Murder
Ojene
-Guilty of Showing Up Late to the Storyline
-Guilty of Being Wright to Holsk's Edgeworth
-Guilty of Believing Everyone Else to Be Several Cards Short of a Full Deck
Khunbish
-Guilty of Showing Up Late to the Storyline
-Guilty of Not Being Guilty of Anything Else
-Not Guilty (Excepting the Aforementioned Guilt)
Edda
-Guilty of Charity
-Guilty of Association with Monetarists
-Guilty of Character Development
Eamon
-Guilty of Nobility
-Guilty of Mercantilism
-Guilty of Profiteering
-Guilty of Treason By Way of Collusion With The Garlean Empire
-Guilty of Getting Away With It
-Guilty of Being Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Storyline
-Guilty of Being Too Handsome For His Age
-Guilty of Being The Subject of Too Many Slash Fics
-Guilty of Being Shipped with Commodore Haelstyrmm Eynarhmsson
-Guilty of Being Most Guilty
-Guilty of Being Guilty of Being Most Guilty
Osric
-Guilty of Already Being Guilty
-Guilty of Circumstances Beyond His Control
-Guilty of Eating Ledgers
Tengri
-Guilty of Slow-Motion L'Oreal Hair-Flip
-Guilty of Breaking Travel Rules Concerning Communication
-Guilty of Fruitless Efforts of the First Degree
Leanne
-Guilty of Sedition
-Guilty of Justifying Said Sedition
-Guilty of Guilting Others for Not Approving of Said Sedition
S'imba
-Guilty of Taking A Bath
-Guilty of Operating on Impulse
-Guilty Because Hydaelyn Said So
Yheli
-Guilty of W.M.D. Development
-Guilty of Fruitless Efforts of the Second Degree
-Guilty of Ignorance Concerning Naval Procedures and Protocols
Gallien
-Guilty of Abetting Sedition
-Guilty of Grand Theft Crystal
-Guilty of Making the Crew of the Immersabilis Feel Inadequate
Liadan
-Guilty of Caring Too Much
-Guilty of Racial Tolerance
-Guilty of Respecting Haelstyrmm
Tiergan
-Guilty of Caring Too Much
-Guilty of Chivalrous Tendency to Protect Damsels In Distress
-Guilty of Breaking Familial Prohibition on Sweets
Lurial
-Guilty of Showing Interest But Not Following Through
-Guilty of Extended Absence from The Storyline
-Guilty of Rightfully Suspecting Gallien Vyese
Orrin
-Guilty of Minimal Involvement
-Guilty of Posing as a Sadist
-Guilty of Attempting to Sneak a Vacation at Costa Del Sol
Aya
-Guilty of Believing The Best of Everyone
-Guilty of Violently Pole Dancing By Way of Garlean "Volunteers"
-Guilty of Missing Too Many Shifts at the Quicksand
Virara
-Guilty of Being Everyone's Friend
-Guilty of Assaulting Potion Sellers
-Probably Guilty of a Flying Drop Kick
Zanzan
-Guilty of Making A Lot of Sisters Cry
-Guilty of Actually Attending A Training Course
-Guilty of Catamaran Shenanigans
Qara
-Guilty of Crimes Against Paint
-Guilty of Loving a Vegetable
-Guilty of Catamaran Shenanigans
Chahka
-Guilty of Tsundere Tendencies
-Guilty of Vegetable Hatred
-Guilty of Murderous Murderlizard Murder
Aigiarn
-Guilty of Fantasy Prone Personality
-Guilty of Enabling Ding-Dong-Ditch on Gloam's Doorstep
-Guilty of Extensive Knowledge of Borealis-Class Stealth Assault Bombers
Hihisa
-Guilty of Panicking
-Guilty of Playing with Daddy's Toys
-Guilty of Getting Daddy in Trouble with Daddy's Friends
Anstarra
-Guilty of Showing Up Late to the Storyline
-Guilty of Flirtatious Displays Unbecoming An Officer
-Guilty of Murderous Murdercatte Murder
Ojene
-Guilty of Showing Up Late to the Storyline
-Guilty of Being Wright to Holsk's Edgeworth
-Guilty of Believing Everyone Else to Be Several Cards Short of a Full Deck
Khunbish
-Guilty of Showing Up Late to the Storyline
-Guilty of Not Being Guilty of Anything Else
-Not Guilty (Excepting the Aforementioned Guilt)
Edda
-Guilty of Charity
-Guilty of Association with Monetarists
-Guilty of Character Development
Eamon
-Guilty of Nobility
-Guilty of Mercantilism
-Guilty of Profiteering
-Guilty of Treason By Way of Collusion With The Garlean Empire
-Guilty of Getting Away With It
-Guilty of Being Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Storyline
-Guilty of Being Too Handsome For His Age
-Guilty of Being The Subject of Too Many Slash Fics
-Guilty of Being Shipped with Commodore Haelstyrmm Eynarhmsson
-Guilty of Being Most Guilty
-Guilty of Being Guilty of Being Most Guilty