=>Get out of the closet.
You most certainly will not. There's monsters out there.
=>Get out of the fucking closet, Edgar.
You aren't in the Fucking Closet, you're in the Closet. Again, you refuse to leave, as you've just gotten comfortable.
=>You're so far in that damn closet you're finding Christmas Presents.
Presents! You didn't know it was Christmas! You begin to open your gifts.
=>Goddamn it...
You don't get to boss him around.
=>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
God most certainly is not.
=>What does this have to do with anything, just get out of the closet and tell them already!
You are too busy enjoying the wonders of Christmas to contemplate the horrors of coming out to your friends and family.Â
=>Edgar, look, yarn!
WHERE?
=>Get out of the closet and go find out!
You can't get out of the closet.
=>MOTHERFUCKER
You most certainly will not. There's monsters out there.
=>Get out of the fucking closet, Edgar.
You aren't in the Fucking Closet, you're in the Closet. Again, you refuse to leave, as you've just gotten comfortable.
=>You're so far in that damn closet you're finding Christmas Presents.
Presents! You didn't know it was Christmas! You begin to open your gifts.
=>Goddamn it...
You don't get to boss him around.
=>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
God most certainly is not.
=>What does this have to do with anything, just get out of the closet and tell them already!
You are too busy enjoying the wonders of Christmas to contemplate the horrors of coming out to your friends and family.Â
=>Edgar, look, yarn!
WHERE?
=>Get out of the closet and go find out!
You can't get out of the closet.
=>MOTHERFUCKER