"That.." Rain could do nothing but fixate blankly on his friend. "..That is the greatest idea anyone has ever had." His mouth hung open just long enough for a bit of drool to pool at the corner of his mouth. "Ever."
"Y-yeah? Ya' really think I should go for it? Yeah! I should! I'm fockin' brilliant, mate!" Perry began to grin from ear to ear as his ego exploded out the sides of his head. At least until Rain whapped him upside the back of his head.
"Yup. That's the greatest idea ever, and i'll be sleepin' with Llymlaen herself this evenin'." Rain began to laugh uncontrollably, falling backwards onto the crate behind him. "That has got ta' be the worst bloody idea i've EVER heard, Perry. Thal's balls, mate!" He brought a hand up to his eyes to wipe away some tears while trying his best to stifle his laughter.
"Yeah? Well, fock you, mate!" Perry gave Rain a jab in the gut, causing the Hyur to hunch forward, though he still continued to laugh.
"Oh, you little wanker!" Rain propped himself upright before giving Perry a bit of a playful shove. "How could you possibly think askin' those lassies out for a drink or five would be a brilliant idea? For starters, both of 'em can drink you under the table." Rain grinned rougeishly at Perry.
"So I 'ave a bit o' trouble holding me liquor.."
"And secondly, they'd just as soon get you blitzed outta yer mind, strip ya of everything ya own, an' tie you butt-naked to tha' bow of the Astalicia. Again."
"Oi! Tha' first time wasn't me fault. Tha' keeper o' tha' moon wench wailed me o'er me head with a pan. 'Ow was I supposed ta' know she wasn' 'bout ta' cook something up, instead?"
"You shouldn't have even been up there with 'em anyways. I swear, I've seen domesticated Aldgoats that were smarter than you are half the time."
"Well, tha' way I see it is i've still got all me limbs an' organs, an' i'm still alive, so, who gives two shits, eh?"
"...Speaking of Aldgoats." Rain smirked as he glanced at Perry and nodded off down the road towards a Roegaydn lumbering along towards them.
"Ey! Howsit goin', Goat!" Perry grinned widely as he flagged down their friend. At least until the Roegaydn's fist cracked down on his head.
"Oww! Tha 'ell was that for, ya wanker!" Perry groaned as he rubbed his head.
"...Thank you for proving my point, Salty." Rain nodded.
Salty shrugged his shoulders. "What did I tell ye abou' callin' me Goat, Perr-perr?"
"I don' remember. Prolly 'cause yer always wailin' on me bloody head!"
Rain reached out and pushed the already disoriented Perry towards a nearby crate, causing him to tumble over it and flop onto the ground.
"So, what brings ya down ta' these parts, Salty?" Rain inquired, tilting his head to the side curiously.
"Got us a job, mates. Ye' better run on home an' let yer lil' sissie know we'll be gone fer a good few weeks, Lucky."
Rain gave a hearty grin and glanced over towards the feet of Perry, which were propped up on the edge of the box. "Ya hear that, Perr? Get yer lazy ass off tha' ground an' go get yer gear. I'll meet you an' Salty at the Drownin' Wench fer drinks in say, twenty minutes?"
Salty nodded and reached down, grabbing Perry by the collar and hoisting him up into the air.
"Sounds like a plan."
"Y-yeah? Ya' really think I should go for it? Yeah! I should! I'm fockin' brilliant, mate!" Perry began to grin from ear to ear as his ego exploded out the sides of his head. At least until Rain whapped him upside the back of his head.
"Yup. That's the greatest idea ever, and i'll be sleepin' with Llymlaen herself this evenin'." Rain began to laugh uncontrollably, falling backwards onto the crate behind him. "That has got ta' be the worst bloody idea i've EVER heard, Perry. Thal's balls, mate!" He brought a hand up to his eyes to wipe away some tears while trying his best to stifle his laughter.
"Yeah? Well, fock you, mate!" Perry gave Rain a jab in the gut, causing the Hyur to hunch forward, though he still continued to laugh.
"Oh, you little wanker!" Rain propped himself upright before giving Perry a bit of a playful shove. "How could you possibly think askin' those lassies out for a drink or five would be a brilliant idea? For starters, both of 'em can drink you under the table." Rain grinned rougeishly at Perry.
"So I 'ave a bit o' trouble holding me liquor.."
"And secondly, they'd just as soon get you blitzed outta yer mind, strip ya of everything ya own, an' tie you butt-naked to tha' bow of the Astalicia. Again."
"Oi! Tha' first time wasn't me fault. Tha' keeper o' tha' moon wench wailed me o'er me head with a pan. 'Ow was I supposed ta' know she wasn' 'bout ta' cook something up, instead?"
"You shouldn't have even been up there with 'em anyways. I swear, I've seen domesticated Aldgoats that were smarter than you are half the time."
"Well, tha' way I see it is i've still got all me limbs an' organs, an' i'm still alive, so, who gives two shits, eh?"
"...Speaking of Aldgoats." Rain smirked as he glanced at Perry and nodded off down the road towards a Roegaydn lumbering along towards them.
"Ey! Howsit goin', Goat!" Perry grinned widely as he flagged down their friend. At least until the Roegaydn's fist cracked down on his head.
"Oww! Tha 'ell was that for, ya wanker!" Perry groaned as he rubbed his head.
"...Thank you for proving my point, Salty." Rain nodded.
Salty shrugged his shoulders. "What did I tell ye abou' callin' me Goat, Perr-perr?"
"I don' remember. Prolly 'cause yer always wailin' on me bloody head!"
Rain reached out and pushed the already disoriented Perry towards a nearby crate, causing him to tumble over it and flop onto the ground.
"So, what brings ya down ta' these parts, Salty?" Rain inquired, tilting his head to the side curiously.
"Got us a job, mates. Ye' better run on home an' let yer lil' sissie know we'll be gone fer a good few weeks, Lucky."
Rain gave a hearty grin and glanced over towards the feet of Perry, which were propped up on the edge of the box. "Ya hear that, Perr? Get yer lazy ass off tha' ground an' go get yer gear. I'll meet you an' Salty at the Drownin' Wench fer drinks in say, twenty minutes?"
Salty nodded and reached down, grabbing Perry by the collar and hoisting him up into the air.
"Sounds like a plan."