::Scene Opens to a Smooth Jazz Club::
A white haired Lalafell sits laughing with his friends and turns to camera with a soft fake smile.
Momoto
"I was lonely and depressed, I didn't want to leave my Free Company House, I didn't want to Raid or RP, but then..." he softly pauses, his smile grows ever wider and ever faker, "Then I found Keeper's Kiss."
Further laughing and having fun with friends, soccer mom dancing, laughing at fake jokes by the bar with a cute Elezen bartender.
"Now, I can go out and live my life again..." he laughs fakely into the camera, taking a drink and setting it down. "Thanks to the Keeper's Kiss."
The scene pans out with his friends dropping onto the couch with him, all of them falling back laughing in the most fake obnoxious way possible, while endless warnings about the total debauchery, drunken fighting, and all around den of sin scroll by, read by a voice so fast no one could possibly understand.
Keeper's Kiss Commercial End.
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  Okay, no but really though...last night I was the patron of an event held by the Keeper's Kiss at their Free Company house, and by the end of the night I felt I hadn't given enough to them for retainer fee.  It was just really wonderful time, and everyone involved, from the workers to the guests, seemed to really love the show.
  If you are looking for a place to have a good time, get in some great BaRP, celebrate an event, see an amazing live show on a great stage, put Keeper's Kiss at the top of your list to host. My retainer Quenzal was a really wonderful negotiator and contractor, very gracious as a host, Vachir was a great performer and helpful even beyond the allotted time of the event, they managed to make the IC opening of our own FC house really memorable, and it was more than I could have asked for or hoped.  If I need an event done again, I know that I can count on Keeper's Kiss to deliver, and if anyone needs or wants details on the night, they are welcome to contact me for further review.
My many thanks to the whole staff!
~Momo