Here's what I've got:
An army of Azure Dragoons who are also all Warriors of Light have to come to Ul'dah at the behest of the Council of White Mages, an IC-group dedicated to the protection of Player Housing. It turns out that Ifrit, Shiva and Quetzalcoatl have all been summoned into outside the city and a hundred thousand civilians are dying every minute that they're not repelled by romantic couples consisting of Au Ra Dark Knights and miqo'te Red Mages having cross-breed babies. They're only being held back by a garrison of lalafells keeping the gates held shut with their Echo-imbued aether strength.
Discuss.
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An army of Azure Dragoons who are also all Warriors of Light have to come to Ul'dah at the behest of the Council of White Mages, an IC-group dedicated to the protection of Player Housing. It turns out that Ifrit, Shiva and Quetzalcoatl have all been summoned into outside the city and a hundred thousand civilians are dying every minute that they're not repelled by romantic couples consisting of Au Ra Dark Knights and miqo'te Red Mages having cross-breed babies. They're only being held back by a garrison of lalafells keeping the gates held shut with their Echo-imbued aether strength.
Discuss.
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