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RE: Command line youre characters - Askier - 10-24-2014
Ping 4.2.2.1
Processing. . .
Packets sent: 240 || Packets recieved : 240
Enter command:
/raidbosshax.exe
Processing. . .
/raidbosshax.exe is now online
Enter command:
/Askier'sserverwipebomb
Processing. . .
/Askier'sserverwipebomb is successful. Â All Realm Reborn servers are reset and wiped
Enter command:
/Askier'sevillaughter
Processing. . .
Error.
Activating: Askierhacksuphairball.exe
Activating: Haveaniceday.exe
RE: Command line youre characters - Unnamed Mercenary - 10-24-2014
(10-24-2014, 02:22 PM)Askier Wrote: Ping 4.2.2.1
Processing. . .
Packets sent: 240 || Packets recieved : 240
Enter command:
/raidbosshax.exe
Processing. . .
/raidbosshax.exe is now online
Enter command:
/Askier'sserverwipebomb
Processing. . .
/Askier'sserverwipebomb is successful. Â All Realm Reborn servers are reset and wiped
Enter command:
/Askier'sevillaughter
Processing. . .
Error.
Activating: Askierhacksuphairball.exe
Activating: Haveaniceday.exe
Franz@GarlemaldHQ:Â sudo chuser account_locked=true login=false rlogin=false Askier
...no more bombs for you
RE: Command line youre characters - Askier - 10-24-2014
. . . Franz don't make me CNTL+ALT+DELETE you. . .
Lol :p
edit: *feels shame for that joke*
RE: Command line youre characters - Telluride - 10-24-2014
(10-24-2014, 02:45 PM)Askier Wrote: . . . Franz don't make me CNTL+ALT+DELETE you. . .
Lol :p
edit: *feels shame for that joke*
It's all about the Pentiums, baby.
However...
*installs AmigaDOS across the server*
RE: Command line youre characters - Unnamed Mercenary - 10-24-2014
(10-24-2014, 02:45 PM)Askier Wrote: . . . Franz don't make me CNTL+ALT+DELETE you. . .
Lol :p
edit: *feels shame for that joke*
But how will you login when your account's locked, disabled, and cannot be switched to?
The easiest method though, *unplugs the internet* *confiscates keyboard and mouse*.
Now the company loiter can have locked-in syndrome.
RE: Command line youre characters - Askier - 10-24-2014
(10-24-2014, 03:39 PM)Unnamed Mercenary Wrote:. . .Take away my keyboard will you!(10-24-2014, 02:45 PM)Askier Wrote: . . . Franz don't make me CNTL+ALT+DELETE you. . .
Lol :p
edit: *feels shame for that joke*
But how will you login when your account's locked, disabled, and cannot be switched to?
The easiest method though, *unplugs the internet* *confiscates keyboard and mouse*.
Now the company loiter can have locked-in syndrome.
*Runs out of office to car. Drives car to nearest power plant. Turns car into improvised bomb. Runs for cover. Activates bomb from Distance. Takes out power for Franz and surrounding community For weeks*
"Well that escalated quickly. . ." Askier says observing crator.
RE: Command line youre characters - Unnamed Mercenary - 10-24-2014
(10-24-2014, 03:51 PM)Askier Wrote:(10-24-2014, 03:39 PM)Unnamed Mercenary Wrote:. . .Take away my keyboard will you!(10-24-2014, 02:45 PM)Askier Wrote: . . . Franz don't make me CNTL+ALT+DELETE you. . .
Lol :p
edit: *feels shame for that joke*
But how will you login when your account's locked, disabled, and cannot be switched to?
The easiest method though, *unplugs the internet* *confiscates keyboard and mouse*.
Now the company loiter can have locked-in syndrome.
*Runs out of office to car. Drives car to nearest power plant. Turns car into improvised bomb. Runs for cover. Activates bomb from Distance. Takes out power for Franz and surrounding community For weeks*
"Well that escalated quickly. . ." Askier says observing crator.
*Calls Comcast* I /work/ for the devil company. They can turn off -all- the internet. (Too bad it's not level3 though :/ )
RE: Command line youre characters - Inessa Hara - 10-27-2014
*wonders how this thread got so derailed from it's original purpose*
Oh well... *shrugs*
RE: Command line your characters - Telluride - 10-27-2014
(10-27-2014, 09:24 AM)Inessa Hara Wrote: *wonders how this thread got so derailed from it's original purpose*
Oh well... *shrugs*
Possibly because when one introduces "Command Line" humor into a place full of technocrats, bad things happen.
RE: Command line your characters - Parvacake - 10-27-2014
I imagine Lili being one of those moms who can be a techno wiz once she gets over the awkward fumbly "Oooo what does this button do?!" Like DeeDee from Dexter's Lab.
Username:
Password:
*fumblefumble* "Ahhh...oh! I know this one!"
Username: Lilithium
Password: khavansaradeiado
Invalid username and/or password. Please try again.
"...Fuck."
RE: Command line your characters - Ridegmuve - 11-01-2014
Iliette looks at the sceen, then down the keys with letters and numbers. "Is that how people write?" she looks determined. "I can do this!" she says determined! She frantically types away!
 Username:
 Password:
Not understanding the words or whatever she is typing doesn't deter her! She types away then presses the arrow with another strange writing on top of it!
 Username: jhljlk;l;dfl;sdl;k;ldfl;
 Password: *******************************************
/username and password not recognized! System will now begin to wipe itself! Thank you!
Iliette happy that she has somehow produced some success from the screen stands up proudly, to show Desmond her work... Des on the other hand seem less impressed! Iliette is convinced that the tears coming from the hyur male's face were tears of joy! Des is sure that one of these days he will smother her with a pillow...
RE: Command line your characters - Edgar - 11-01-2014
=>Get out of the closet.
You most certainly will not. There's monsters out there.
=>Get out of the fucking closet, Edgar.
You aren't in the Fucking Closet, you're in the Closet. Again, you refuse to leave, as you've just gotten comfortable.
=>You're so far in that damn closet you're finding Christmas Presents.
Presents! You didn't know it was Christmas! You begin to open your gifts.
=>Goddamn it...
You don't get to boss him around.
=>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
God most certainly is not.
=>What does this have to do with anything, just get out of the closet and tell them already!
You are too busy enjoying the wonders of Christmas to contemplate the horrors of coming out to your friends and family.Â
=>Edgar, look, yarn!
WHERE?
=>Get out of the closet and go find out!
You can't get out of the closet.
=>MOTHERFUCKER
RE: Command line your characters - Inessa Hara - 11-02-2014
((sorry for how short this one is.))
=>Inessa Hara, Look, Horsebirds.
Hell.
Fucking.
YES.
=>Inessa Hara, squawk like a bird.
You squawk shamelessly like a bird and feel an immense joy as you're enemy's cower before you're infamous animalistic battle cry's.
=>Inessa Hara, squawk like a horsebird.
What? This Squawking stuff is getting old quickly. The user really need's to think of something better to do than make you Squawk like random animal's.
RE: Command line your characters - Titor - 11-03-2014
root@titor~ sudo rm -rf /
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"Goodbye, world."
RE: Command line your characters - Parvacake - 11-03-2014
(11-01-2014, 10:15 PM)Edgar Wrote: =>You're so far in that damn closet you're finding Christmas Presents.
Fuck I can't BREATHE.